Some say that marriage is the end of romance, But that’s not true at all. Marriage is the beginning of a new level of romance. Sometimes you might come up with situations that need to use these “best pickup lines for wife” to make your wife blush and make her love you even more.
So we’ve collected a list of lines ideas that you can use for your wife. Each line on this list has the power to tell your wife that you are more interested, and you love her even more. But make sure that you use these lines creatively. Because otherwise, you might get in trouble using these lines at the wrong time or wrong place.
So be creative with these lines and good luck husbands!
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Cheesy pickup lines for wife #1
1. Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
2. I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked by.
3. Is your name Myrtle? Because I’m going to make you moan. – If she likes harry potter.
4. I’ve been wondering do your lips taste as good as they look?
5. Are you from Tennessee, because your the only ten I see.
6. You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.
7. You turn my software into hardware.
8. You’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick-up line was.
9. Today, I don’t feel like doing anything, except you, I’d do you.
10. You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
Cheesy pickup lines for wife #2
11. Are you a spotlight? Because your beauty is blinding.
12. Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
13. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
14. You are my favorite place to visit when my mind searches for peace.
15. Do you like star wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
16. Do you like Nintendo? Because WII would look good together.
17. Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.
18. You are not my number 1, you are my only one.
19. I am in love with your smile, your voice, your body, your laugh, your eyes, but most of all, I am in love with you.
20. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.
21. Everybody has an addiction, mine just happens to be you.
22. Today I caught myself smiling for no reason… then I realized I was thinking about you.
23. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass.
24. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
25. Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.
26. I don’t wanna blink, cause I’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.
27. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
28. On a scale of 1 to 10 you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
29. If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!
30. I thought diamonds were the prettiest thing in the world until I saw you.
Dirty pickup lines for wife #1
1. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me, move without even touching it.
2. Are you a new costume? Because I want to get inside you.
3. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
4. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
5. You can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
6. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin’ my dick.
7. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
8. Me. you. Bed. now.
9. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
10. I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
Dirty pickup lines for wife #2
11. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
12. Your smile is almost as big warm, and lovely as my penis.
13. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
14. I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long.
15. I’m no weatherman, but you can be expecting about six inches tonight.
16. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
17. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
18. My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
19. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
20. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
21. I think I’m a spotlight and you’re the light crew because you turn me on.
22. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore- my face should be among them.
23. Hoe much did you pay for those pants? Because at my house they’re 100% off.
24. Are you a stage? Because I can’t wait to get up on you.
25. I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
26. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
27. Is that a cell phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
28. Roses are red. You’re pretty fine. You are the 6. And I’ll be the 9.
29. Are you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
30. Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
Smooth and funny pick up lines #1
1. Is your body from Macdonalds? Because I’m loving it!
2. Hey beautiful, my doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
3. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
4. Sure, we’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
5. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
6. I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.
7. Are you hairspray? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
8. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.
9. Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
10. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
11. Do you fish? Because you’ve got me hooked.
12. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
13. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
14. I wish I was your differential equation homework. Because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
15. Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you.
16. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
17. Someone should call the police, cause you just stole my heart.
18. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
19. You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
Smooth and funny pick up lines #2
20. If a large man tries to put you in a big bad don’t worry. I told Santa that I want you for Christmas.
21. Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
22. If I was a cat, I’d spend all of my nine lives with you.
23. There’s something wrong with my phone’s auto-correct function. Every time I input your name, it changes to ‘future girlfriend/wife.’
24. Hey, you owe me some money. All this time, you’ve been living in my heart without paying rent!
25. Please tell your mom that I want her to be my mother-in-law.
26. You must have been very naughty to get kicked out of heaven.
27. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
28. If I told you that you’ve got a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
29. You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together, we’d be PRETTY CUTE!
30. I can’t find my phone number anywhere. Can I have yours instead?
Cheeky pickup lines
1. I might need a pair of sunglasses because your smile is too dazzling for me.
2. Please tell me your name so that I can tell Santa you’re the one I want for Christmas.
3. Oh, you have something on your face… wait, it’s just the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
4. I love your smile, but I love it more whenever I’m the reason behind it.
5. If I could just rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
6. I would say ‘God bless you,’ but it seems like he already did.
7. I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you.
8. I’m warning you—I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
9. You must be exhausted running in my mind all day long.
10. I’m horribly lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
11. I was feeling a bit OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON.
12. I guarantee you—I’m not flirting with you! I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.